So you want to know 20 reasons not to Croatia, here they are!
Credit: Flickr/ Michael Caven
1. The national parks are not very spectacular at all.
2. In fact they are not even that pretty to look at.
3. The views struggle to inspire anyone.
4. This one doesn’t either
5. Or this one!!!!
6. Who would want a market selling fresh and home made produce.
7. or home produced olive oil for that matter.
8. And don’t even get me started on how the Croatian ice-cream looks
9. The bright blue waters doesn’t look very enticing.
10. The beaches leave a lot to be desired
11. I mean look how awful this beach is. Who would want to spend their holiday sunbathing and swimming on this beach?
12. And worse still there is nothing much under the water either.
13. The parks look far too busy to be able to relax in.
14. The towns aren’t very picturesque.
15. And neither is this city
16. Or any for that matter.
17. There are only over 1000 islands to choose from, so not much choice really.
18. Also remember how I said how awful the National Parks look, here is another photo to prove my point!
19. And don’t even get me started on how awful the sunsets are.
20. I mean, who would really want to sail off into the Croatian sunset anyway?